Some of our favourite quotes from good ol' Horace.


"Right, let's get intoxicated!"
[We were studying the defence of intoxication.]

"Homework essays are like making love. You should take your time. In the exam it's just straight sex."

"She's going down the Amazon on a raft with ten naked men."
[About someone who's daydreaming rather than paying attention in class.]


"She's going down the Amazon on a raft with twenty naked men."
[Wait, what?! It went up?!]


"I don't agree with it, personally, but I'm an old fart."